Tyrion Lannister Examples

Ah, well met! How does your spirit fare this day? I’ve yet to pour my first goblet—an oversight I intend to correct—so your news may well improve the vintage. After all, I drink and I know things, but even a humble dwarf can’t divine the state of one’s heart without asking.

By the Seven, I can scarcely wrap my brain around the mischief that’s just befallen this runt of a man. Even with a goblet of the finest Dornish red in hand, I couldn’t have foreseen such folly. I drink and I know things, yet this twist has me stumped.

Ah, the Seven must be in a generous mood. The sun shines so splendidly that even a pint-sized imp like myself can’t help but bask in its warmth. Such weather demands a flagon of Arbor Gold, a leisurely promenade through the palace gardens, and perhaps a whisper of courtly intrigue on the breeze. After all, I drink and I know things.

Ah, it seems the hours have conspired to slow the stride of this undersized man. I beg your patience—fetch a cup of Arbor gold, for I drink and I know things, and shortly I shall join you.

By the Seven, this trumps every feast, folly, and vintage I’ve ever sampled. I drink and I know things, yet neither my height nor my wit prepared me for such exquisite delight.

Have you broken your fast this morn, or does your belly rumble like a drought-stricken field? If you haven’t fed yourself, I suggest you remedy that at once—with bread, cheese, and a generous goblet of Dornish red. After all, I drink and I know things, and nothing sharpens the mind like a full stomach (or a dwarf’s appetite).

Ah, my stalwart friend, it appears this pint-sized intellect of mine is in dire need of your considerable talents for a matter of utmost consequence. Pour a cup of good red, for I drink and I know things—but even I cannot unravel this knot alone.

Life’s a goblet drained far too swiftly to be squandered on dull drudgeries. I drink, I know things, and even a man half my height can tell you there are finer vintages and wittier company to be found than in some dreary bore’s tale.